I realize that you have all been waiting in great anticipation for this day to arrive, but you need not wait any longer! I have found my way onto the interweb. Let me introduce my main goals to you:
For starters I am not overly fond of the idea of blogging. I have little to no experience with blogs, I have read few and have not even considered looking at most. For me I have two interests when reading over some of the nonsense that is out there, having a laugh and being amazed.
Secondly I feel like the blogging world has been run by stay-at-home moms and "hip" college girls for far too long (I have nothing against either I just think there should be some representation from a different demographic for a change: MAN).
Thirdly, I thought it would be nice to have a place where all your wildest dreams come true and where imaginations are free to roam the endless possibilities that await us!
Lastly, I have no agenda and I don't want to prove anything. If I can get a smile, a chuckle, or even a sigh of relief, then I will feel like my work has been done.
If I were king of the world, I would pat myself on the back and say, "You did it man, you're king of the world! Let's go get some nachos!"
